This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone
this is so fucking relaxing
This is … True !
The one for libra is exact
aries so fucking right like omfgggggg
Send ‘You belong to ME’ and watch how my muse reacts.
"Do I?" Ren purred and lowered his face to be the same height as his small body guard "you have to make me yours then, or I’ll make you my belonging”
"WelI can see it" he said examining her "alright then tell me something, have you, hmm lets say, done it before” he said making quotation marks in the air.
"Possibly," Damaris was in fact a virgin, but he was pissing her off the the quotations marks. "Have you." If he had, and with the blonde bitch he called an ex, she was going to kick him.
Ren smirked and placed a finger over his lips “That’s a secret, although I could show you how far I’ve gone with someone” he said winking
She huffed, not okay with that answer. Or at least the first bit. “Promise?” Damaris smirked.
my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked
|—||Chloe Bridges, The Carrie Diaries (via unimportant)|
my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies
never thought about that when microwaving pizza. i guess it would work for other foods too
This is life changing.
Actually, don’t do the last one with the vacuum, vacuums can create an electric shock that will fry the electronic piece of equipment that you are trying to clean, instead, just use pressurized air in a can. The more you know…
Except plastic isn’t a good conductor and wouldn’t apply if you do it with the cap on and doesn’t always apply anyway
These comments are so confusing when you haven’t read the post